Thursday, June 12, 2025

‘HANDS OFF!’ Senate Democrat Shoved Out Of Kristi Noem Presser in Wild Video





A Democratic Senator was shoved out of a press conference being held by Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem in a wild scene Thursday.




Lying liar Kristi Noem claimed Alex Padilla didn’t identify himself - but he’s on tape identifying himself. She shot her f**king dog. - anyonewantchips








The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump



What makes American troops cheer a draft dodger?

It’s like the whole country is on crazy pills. - BeingJWood







Sen. Reed: "You signed a contract with a company to reconfigure the [Qatari jet]. What is the price of that contract?”

Hegseth: “That cannot be revealed.”

Sen. Reed: “This is the Appropriations Committee of the United States Senate. We appropriate the money that you will spend.”









Prediction: This Will Not End Well
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) deployed more than 5,000 National Guard troops throughout his state on Thursday to back up law enforcement ahead of mass protests planned this weekend against President Trump’s immigration crackdown.




A 6th grader in Texas took her life because she was getting bullied by kids telling her that they're going to call ICE on her parents and that she would end up alone. Ya'll are raising hateful children. - M.S








Republican Shenanigans


Maga will NEVER boycott Walmart. They can’t afford to shop anywhere else. Plus, it’s the only place they can wear their pajamas and feel right at home. - Dr. G








Was The CDC Allowed To Get Off The Crazy Train?







California has the 4th largest economy in the world. To call California a failed state is a supreme level of retardation. 

Looking at you @ScottJenningsKY. - TheMaineWonk
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Rock The Voter News


Donald Trump keeps invoking laws from the 18th and 19th centuries. I’m surprised that such a history buff thought that the British had airports during the Revolutionary War and that Frederick Douglass is still alive. - Andy Borowitz








Good One, Hakeem!
















According to its policy on “objectivity” that it cited in firing Terry Moran, ABC News would also have fired Walter Cronkite. - Andy Borowitz








MAGA: Deport all the illegals!!!

Also MAGA: WAIT WAIT!!! NOT THE ILLEGALS ON MY FARM!!!! - Alex Cole







A family friend was detained for 3 hours. They didn't think she was a citizen because she had a lot of stamps on her passport. 

Dressed in business attire, travels a lot for work.

She is a Black woman. - Sarah Reese Jones









Trump's Trickle Down Economics















old people be like “no elbows on the table it’s rude” then say something racist. - lumi









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Time To Deflate Photo
The purple sheep of the family.


Peace.


Wednesday, June 11, 2025

Gavin Newsom delivers scathing criticism of Trump: 'Democracy is under assault right before our eyes'


As the mayor of Los Angeles imposed a curfew after several days of protests against federal immigration policy, the Democratic governor addressed Californians in a statesmanlike tone.




DO NOT COME HERE FOR THE WORLD CUP

DO NOT COME HERE FOR THE OLYMPICS

WE HAVE A FOREIGN ASSET SITTING IN THE WHITE HOUSE & IT IS NOT SAFE FOR YOU BECAUSE IT'S NOT EVEN SAFE FOR US. - WTFGOP








The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump



Dear God. Soldiers at Fort Bragg booing the media, President Biden, Governor Newsom — anyone Trump targets.

This kind of partisan behavior in uniform used to be grounds for discipline. Now? It’ll probably be rewarded.

This isn’t just sick. It’s dangerous. - Chris D. Jackson








Increasingly Senile Trump Orders Space Force to LA. - Andy Borowitz









Costumes Is The Operative Word









Trump Warns That Protesters at His Parade Will be Driven Home by Hegseth. - Andy Borowitz








Republican Shenanigans



If Trump wants to deploy the military, maybe he should ask the Navy SEALS to find Melania. - Andy Borowitz








What Will These Judges Decide? I'm Not Optimistic.
...The three-judge panel on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 2nd Circuit must decide whether to open a path for Trump to attempt to throw out his conviction on 34 counts of falsifying business records by letting him advance his case in a federal forum, instead of New York state courts.










Remember, no matter what you’re going through in your life right now, at least you’re not in the same room as Stephen Miller. - Andy Borowitz









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Rock The Voter News


Here are the two most under-reported numbers in the history of the media:

Donald Trump in his first term only deported 1.5 million

Joe Biden in his first term deported 4.4 million.

The fact that these confirmed numbers are not known by people is why Donald Trump was elected. - Don Winslow










FEMA Will Be Gone This November
President Donald Trump said Tuesday night he wants to phase out the Federal Emergency Management Agency at the end of this year's hurricane season and leave states more on their own in responding to natural disasters.










So, heavy rain is expected on Trump's Vanity Parade Day?

Let's hope for Biblical amounts of lightning. - Renee Libby









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Christy Walton, literal billionaire Walmart heir, just paid for a full-page NYT ad warning “No Kings” and calling America to mobilize. Do you know how bad things have to be when the class Trump caters to says “enough” and puts it in print? - Karly Kingsley







Well, Well, Well, Harvard Won After All
The U.S. State Department directed all U.S. missions abroad and consular sections to resume processing Harvard University student and exchange visitor visas after a federal judge in Boston last week temporarily blocked President Donald Trump’s ban on foreign students at the Ivy League institution.







LA has over 9,000 officers. They have a dozen helicopters. They have a SWAT team, a mounted police unit with 40 horses.

They can handle a protest of 300 people. You're being duped into believing it's a war-torn city under siege. It's not.  - MagaCult2








I swear I am not making this up. Tonight Trump will go to the Kennedy Center to see “Les Miserables,” a play about a mass uprising against a tyrannical king. I hereby retire from satire. - Andy Borowitz






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Tuesday, June 10, 2025

Trump Threatens ‘Very Big Force’ to Put Down Any Protests At His Military Parade




Trump threatened anyone planning to protest his June 14th military parade, which just happens to fall on his birthday, will be met with "very big force."




Trump's Use of Military on US Soil Motivates Jake Tapper to Write Another Book About How Old Biden Is. - Andy Borowitz









The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video. - The Onion







They're Not Arresting Criminal Immigrants, They're Arresting Working Immigrants At Their Workplaces!








NEW: We are suing Donald Trump.

This is a manufactured crisis. He is creating fear and terror to take over a state militia and violate the U.S. constitution.

The illegal order he signed could allow him to send the military into ANY STATE HE WISHES.

Every governor -- red or blue -- should reject this outrageous overreach.

There’s a lot of hyperbole out there. This isn’t that.

This is an unmistakable step toward authoritarianism that threatens the foundation of our republic.

We cannot let it stand. - Governor Gavin Newsom











Republican Shenanigans



If Tom Homan arrests Gavin Newsom, he will basically guarantee that Newsom will be the next President of the United States. 

Go for it, boys. - Devin Duke







DHS Blames President of Mexico For L.A. Protests








Jake Tapper spent yesterday yet again tweeting and retweeting attacks Joe Biden — at least four times.

How many times did he mention Trump? Zero.

He’s not a journalist. He’s a bitter hack with an agenda. - Chris D. Jackson









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A lot of y’all would be snitching on Anne Frank and it shows. - HorrorGol













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Business/Tech News



Remember: Donald Trump is invading Los Angeles because he destroyed the economy and Elon called him a pedo.

He’s desperate for a distraction. - Isaiah Martin








ABC News Bows To Trump
ABC News is not renewing its contract with senior national correspondent Terry Moran after a controversial tweet, now deleted, in which he criticized Stephen Miller, a long time adviser to President Donald Trump.








I am not religious but I am so enthralled that this pope has decided to counter a war parade with a show of peace, beaming in to the White Sox's Rate Field. I can't wait for the Sermon on the Mound. - Elayne Boosler








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I literally threw today's edition together. A transformer blew out around noon and electricity was restored around 4pm. The heat was so awful. I am so spoiled by air conditioning!




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Iguazu Falls, Argentina.


Peace.